I started the Pill. I resisted for all these years but my gyno told me there's no need for me to suffer undue pain every month when I have debilitating cramps for two days in a row. I thought it was just the price I was going to pay for the rest of my life as a result of my being a kink and not wanting to get married. That and it was convenient that I didn't have to lie to make a guy put a condom on. But anyway, she told me no, that I didn't need to suffer for that. And now I don't know which pill is supposed to give me my period, because I am spotting every day. So in the paraphrased words of one of my favorite rappers (Jay-Z), in reference to a great movie (The Matrix): "Green or white pill? / You live and you learn."
Okay it sounded better when he spit it...
And clearly not intended for this context, lol...
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