ATM Withdraw

People try to rob banks. But aren't ATM's unguarded, large deposits of money? Why hasn't anyone ever tried to tap that before? I mean, people try all kinds of things for money. Are ATM's that invincible? An iron man?

As I write this, I wonder if tomorrow we will read about a wave of ATM holdups.

I wouldn't mind if the ATM's were held at gunpoint. The $2 surcharges they like to dish out could better be spent on about a half a gallon of gas. Masterminds of the world unite: show those ATM machines we mean business.